I'm stumped. I'm not so sure what is the right answer to your question. I'll do some investigation and get back to you if I bump into an good answer. You should email the people at Medifast as they probably know..
I've been actually alarmed at the noises coming from my body. First of all, having to chew 10 billion times and I caught myself smacking. I HATE smacking noises when people eat. I swear it contributed to my last breakup. I was horrified at myself. The burping is also horrifying, I have never had to burp so much in my life.
That subsides because it is sooo not sexy and one day I will hopefully have a boyfriend again I do not want to fart in his face all the time. But the stomach noises...omg are so loud. I can barely think over my tummy noises sometimes. Some days it's worse than others. I'll just have to deal with it...
I wouldn't sell yourself short, the thought of a beautiful young girl like yourself "smacking, burping and farting" seems pretty sexy to me! LOL.
I think you'd be smiling at the same time...
LOL omg you are a devil! haha hopefully whatever (un)lucky fellow I end up with will think the same way!..
Hahah Ok I get the farting....and the tummy noises...but burping? I amost never burp.....
I even just checked with my hubby to find out if maybe I just had a huge brain fart or something...but nope..no burping....
Hmm wonder why some do some dont'....
It is so bad!! my poor poor husband, It used to be him that stunk up the house, and my poor work mates, oh those poor people I had to buy candles for behind my desk, I am not doing the burping but the farting is just horrifying!! and it lingers!! I actually got up and went for a walk thinking it would be better when I got back.. no luck.. and my poor boss has a very sensitive nose.. I'm gonna buy glade underwear I swear!!..
Brett, you're too funny. I asked my doctor monday how long before this stops and he laughed and said "better get used to it.".
All I do is burp and pass gas. I've been pretty lucky at work so far, in that it hasn't been the stinky kind, but it's still embarassing...
I've learned the technique of "Crop Dusting." See the mistake you are all making is that you let yourself stay in one place. Then it lingers. When crop dusting you simply continue to move away from the point of Fart. It helps if you make a dirty look at the people you pass like they are the one's that may have Shite themselves..
I didn't what I was going to start with this post and I tell you some of them have me laughing so hard. I had totally forgot about the smell issues. I personally never had issue with the farting and the terrible smell but I am told that is extremely common. There is even a medication to take so it won't stink so horribly and for the life of me can't remember the name. I had bought it but never had to use it. My best friend on the other hand has a horrible time with.
The noises you'll have forever but they do quiet down at least..
Have you noticed how noisy your body is after you eat or that you seem to have to burb more since.
? For me in the beginning it was so embarrassing at times to eat in public cause it seemed like you could HEAR your Medifast food as it traveled thru your pouch and could hear your old stomach working up those juices to aid in the digestion. It does get better at some point or it could be you just get so used to it you don't hear it anymore but it's all normal. So is the burping. Get use to it. It will be part of your life forever. Of course there are polite ways to do it lol but if you don't you will really set yourself up for some pain.
I think the burping just helps things move things thru for the next bite. But it also can be a form of dumping when you eat foods you aren't suppose to. They can cause alot of gas and it needs to get out. Just make sure you know your burping cause you need to and not because you're eating what your not suppose to. Not sure why this popped in my head but thought I'd throw it out there lol..
Lol crop dusting...that made me laugh hard..
At home the noise are great, I have two small boys and they both crack up like monkeys. But at work, in an office setting, I need to be more strategic and do some crop dusting..
And no worries Heather, when you find the right guy, he is going to dig you just the way you are...
It's called Devrom and you can buy it at.
Gets rid of the smell after the first dose..
Crop dusting only works in big places, my office is little lol I will look into that medicine thanks for the tip! sounds way better than glade underwear..
OMGoodness Tooooo Funny Thanks for the laughs I needed that !!!.